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Saturday, September 28, 2013

JOKE OF THE DAY... A PRINCE WAS PUT UNDER.....





A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.

One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.  At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.  Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”  And the lady said, “Pardon?

8 comments:

  1. Why did'nt he just write it in a paper...instead of the long process afterall he is a prince

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    1. Abi o?? But haba for that babe. She needs Jesus in her life. LOL!

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  2. He shld ve put it in white n black, wat if sm else hs proposed 2her witin doz period of tym?

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  3. Rules are meant to be broken jor e 4 bone the nyama nyama rule, follow up the girl and yan wetin dey him mind. Haba in a normal situation the babe 4 don drop two by na. See Bondage!

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  4. Hahahahahahaha d gal no try at all

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