A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he
heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!". He froze in his tracks
and has he shined his flash light around the room, he noticed a parrot
in the corner, he said angrily "did you say that" the parrot answered
back "Yep, I'm just trying to warn you". The burglar looked puzzled and said "Warn me? Who are you", the parrot said "my name is Moses". He laughed and said "What kind of crazy people would name a parrot Moses..." the parrot replied "the same kind of people who would name a hundred and fifty pound rottweiler Jesus!"
dude's dead
ReplyDeleteNo b only watch sef...jezuz has murdered yu ℓol
ReplyDeleteDiz name JESUS has really suffered
ReplyDeleteForget he's dead
ReplyDeleteD jesus dat d parrot said is watchin d thief is d dog of hundred and fifty pounds in d same house.... Meanin he'z dead already
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, that guy don die
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, that guy don die
ReplyDeleteno be small thing oo
ReplyDeleteOh blood of God, cos dis one don pass blood of Jesus, infact he is dead alive
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