Tuesday, September 17, 2013
JOKE OF THE DAY
The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The Nigerian Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten Antelope. The Antelope is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Nigerian Police and their ways. Well, even oyinbo police sef dey torture suspects some times o. For more visit: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8G7SvEXKMc&hl=en&guid=&client=mv-google&gl=GB
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ReplyDeleteThe UN r lucky dat 9ija Police show up wt bad beaten antelope claiming to a rabit, not dat dey came out with human being claimin 'I am a rabit'
ReplyDeleteNo play with Nigeria Police ooo ..becus if dem hold watin u no do u go say na u do am make dem no go hide kill u self ..na Antelope dem catch self if not na Human being dem for carry cum out lol
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