Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd akpos from Nigeria.They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my teamv& $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
Akpos did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says, "You didn't even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?" Akpos whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."
LMAO....Akpos must be very smart 2 have taught dat way!!!!!Niger boy 4 real....
ReplyDeleteLolz, original igbo guy.
ReplyDeleteAkpors no dey Cari last.
ReplyDeletehe's a wise man!
ReplyDeleteAkpos must be a real true n genuine Nigerian
ReplyDeleteApkors is d smatest idiot ever
ReplyDeleteKudos to akpos nice thinking
ReplyDeleteAkpos...always makin 9ja proud
ReplyDeleteHow Akpors Want Take Carry Last Na?....Hehehehehehehe....2916d807
ReplyDeleteSmart naija guy noni, no time 2 waste time
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