Wednesday, April 10, 2013
If Fashola were not a Governor, who would he have being?
Answer: A Tailor - he and his wife
See proof below:
Who's got Sexier Abs, Iyanya or Akopororo?
A slight drama ensued at AY Live on Easter Sunday when Akpororo a fast rising comedian, and one of the numerous discoveries AY’s Open Mic was introduced on stage.
Akopororo, beginning his routine of jokes, said he has discovered that girls keep screaming every time musicians like Iyanya etc take of their shirts on Stage because these guys go work out to get sexy abs.
“I prepare come” he told the mammoth crowd that gathered at the Eko Convention Hall of Eko Hotel to see AY Live, and then he did this.
He pulled his shirt. And remained like that for as long as time permitted him to crack the audience up on stage.
Moments after his performance, Iyanya came up on stage, as it is his custom asked if he could take off his shirt because the place it getting a little hot.
Now that’s where AY’s BLOG comes in.
The Ab’s have been laid bare on Stage. First by Akopororo the comedian, and then by Iyanaya.
Question is: Whose got the sexier ab. Who’s abdominal muscle will make you scream?
Photos are below for you to compare, contrast, and if you like, censor
Akopororo, beginning his routine of jokes, said he has discovered that girls keep screaming every time musicians like Iyanya etc take of their shirts on Stage because these guys go work out to get sexy abs.
“I prepare come” he told the mammoth crowd that gathered at the Eko Convention Hall of Eko Hotel to see AY Live, and then he did this.
He pulled his shirt. And remained like that for as long as time permitted him to crack the audience up on stage.
Moments after his performance, Iyanya came up on stage, as it is his custom asked if he could take off his shirt because the place it getting a little hot.
Now that’s where AY’s BLOG comes in.
The Ab’s have been laid bare on Stage. First by Akopororo the comedian, and then by Iyanaya.
Question is: Whose got the sexier ab. Who’s abdominal muscle will make you scream?
Photos are below for you to compare, contrast, and if you like, censor
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Comedians 'ROAST' Julius Agwu on his 40th Birthday
On Sunday, April 8, 2013, Veteran and very witty Comedian, Julius Agwu, celebrated his 40th Birthday at the Harbour point, Victoria Island Lagos. Alibaba was MC on the Night. And just while Gov. Rotimi Ameachi of Rivers State Launched Julius' Autobiography, Alibaba in conjunction with other Comedians of the Federal Republic of Nigeria presented a Surprise Birthday Gift to Julius Agwu.
It wasn't a Rolls-Royce: It was a ROAST.
One after the other, they took their turns to throw jabs at the celebrant and everyone had a good, good Laugh. And that was how the Genius in Julius Agwu was celebrated by his Colleagues. AY's BLOG was at the Bash to bring you The Roast. And we must warn...
THIS WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH!
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CLICK IMAGE TO WATCH[/caption]
It wasn't a Rolls-Royce: It was a ROAST.
One after the other, they took their turns to throw jabs at the celebrant and everyone had a good, good Laugh. And that was how the Genius in Julius Agwu was celebrated by his Colleagues. AY's BLOG was at the Bash to bring you The Roast. And we must warn...
THIS WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH!
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CLICK IMAGE TO WATCH[/caption]
5 Ways to Love Like Julius Agwu
Still celebrating Julius Agwu, a Pioneer, a Pace-Setter, and a Motivational Comedian at forty, we bring you 5 ways on how to find a wife and how to live happily ever after with her. So our lessons shall be taken from his Blissful Home.
They five quick important and are hands-on knowledge, you won't forget in a hurry.
Enjoy them. And if you can, please use them.
One, Be Smart; be very smart
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One, Be Smart; be very smart[/caption]
The first time you lay your searching eyes on a lady, and some strange but sure urges prompt you to approach her? Just do it.
Especially when one of your closest friends also likes her.
Julius Agwu and his friend Okey Bakassi were MC’s at a wedding reception in the year 2000. The beauty of a gorgeous Ibiere (who was part of the Bridal Train) caught their eyes. And there was a bet. Who will get her first?
“I was smarter. I was faster. I was able to get her contact first.” Julius said.
But it wasn’t Julius that was smarter. It was that strange and sure urge. It pushes you towards your destiny. He only obeyed the Urge, CAPSIH!
Two, Don’t Give Up. Please Don't!
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Two, Don’t Give Up. Please Don't![/caption]
“Ibiere was pulling up attitudes whenever I tried to reach her after the wedding,” Julius recalled.
As a result, he made a wrong move.
“I called her bluff. In fact, I forgot about her.”
But that Urge won’t take any of that. It’s Destiny. It has a way of keeping your wife, your wife.
Two years after the Fronting years, they met in Port Harcourt again. Julius Agwu was mourning his late Dad, Ibiere was rocking on the eve of her birthday, yet mourning mixed with celebrations.
Cupid showed up. Fired his arrow. And to cut the long story short, they exchanged vows. They signed dotted lines. They inserted diamond rings. And Ibiere became Mrs. ‘Crack Ya Ribs.’
Three, Pet her, she needs it
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Three, Pet her, she needs it[/caption]
Julius confirms his wife is an introvert. So he understands when she won’t even ask her if he’s had dinner when he is away from her.
He understands that being an introvert, Ibiere is only more concerned with the inner world of her mind. And she enjoys thinking, exploring her thoughts and feelings.
Instead of complaining about her nature. Julius Agwu seeks ways to be part of the inner world of her mind.
To reduce the effect of that nature getting to him Julius will always cuddle, pet and ask questions like: “Are you okay? What is the problem?’
It’s a template. It works for Julius. Do more of it, it makes your wife feel like a Baby – after all, that’s what you call dotingly call her.
Four, get angry but don’t let it last
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Four, get angry but don't let it last[/caption]
“We fight, We fight until one of us is tired; usually he is the one who gets tired first.”
That’s Julius Agwu’s wife talking.
It’s self explanatory. Be the man. Real men have high self esteem but they know when to swallow their pride. Real men fight but they know how to sheath swords. Real men are like Julius Agwu they know that just because you are mad at your wife doesn't mean you should stop loving her.
Five, settle a quarrel before it starts
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Five. Settle a quarrel before it starts[/caption]
A journalist asked Julies Agwu what has kept his Marriage Happy, and this is his reply:
We decided that we would not engage in Stupid Quarrels.
Ibiere, his wife, adds:
“Before the situation gets to the stage of Quarrel, we speak out our feelings instead of bottling it up.”
They five quick important and are hands-on knowledge, you won't forget in a hurry.
Enjoy them. And if you can, please use them.
One, Be Smart; be very smart
[caption id="attachment_1956" align="alignleft" width="300"]
One, Be Smart; be very smart[/caption]The first time you lay your searching eyes on a lady, and some strange but sure urges prompt you to approach her? Just do it.
Especially when one of your closest friends also likes her.
Julius Agwu and his friend Okey Bakassi were MC’s at a wedding reception in the year 2000. The beauty of a gorgeous Ibiere (who was part of the Bridal Train) caught their eyes. And there was a bet. Who will get her first?
“I was smarter. I was faster. I was able to get her contact first.” Julius said.
But it wasn’t Julius that was smarter. It was that strange and sure urge. It pushes you towards your destiny. He only obeyed the Urge, CAPSIH!
Two, Don’t Give Up. Please Don't!
[caption id="attachment_1959" align="alignleft" width="300"]
Two, Don’t Give Up. Please Don't![/caption]“Ibiere was pulling up attitudes whenever I tried to reach her after the wedding,” Julius recalled.
As a result, he made a wrong move.
“I called her bluff. In fact, I forgot about her.”
But that Urge won’t take any of that. It’s Destiny. It has a way of keeping your wife, your wife.
Two years after the Fronting years, they met in Port Harcourt again. Julius Agwu was mourning his late Dad, Ibiere was rocking on the eve of her birthday, yet mourning mixed with celebrations.
Cupid showed up. Fired his arrow. And to cut the long story short, they exchanged vows. They signed dotted lines. They inserted diamond rings. And Ibiere became Mrs. ‘Crack Ya Ribs.’
Three, Pet her, she needs it
[caption id="attachment_1964" align="alignleft" width="300"]
Three, Pet her, she needs it[/caption]Julius confirms his wife is an introvert. So he understands when she won’t even ask her if he’s had dinner when he is away from her.
He understands that being an introvert, Ibiere is only more concerned with the inner world of her mind. And she enjoys thinking, exploring her thoughts and feelings.
Instead of complaining about her nature. Julius Agwu seeks ways to be part of the inner world of her mind.
To reduce the effect of that nature getting to him Julius will always cuddle, pet and ask questions like: “Are you okay? What is the problem?’
It’s a template. It works for Julius. Do more of it, it makes your wife feel like a Baby – after all, that’s what you call dotingly call her.
Four, get angry but don’t let it last
[caption id="attachment_1958" align="alignleft" width="300"]
Four, get angry but don't let it last[/caption]“We fight, We fight until one of us is tired; usually he is the one who gets tired first.”
That’s Julius Agwu’s wife talking.
It’s self explanatory. Be the man. Real men have high self esteem but they know when to swallow their pride. Real men fight but they know how to sheath swords. Real men are like Julius Agwu they know that just because you are mad at your wife doesn't mean you should stop loving her.
Five, settle a quarrel before it starts
[caption id="attachment_1960" align="alignleft" width="300"]
Five. Settle a quarrel before it starts[/caption]A journalist asked Julies Agwu what has kept his Marriage Happy, and this is his reply:
We decided that we would not engage in Stupid Quarrels.
Ibiere, his wife, adds:
“Before the situation gets to the stage of Quarrel, we speak out our feelings instead of bottling it up.”
Monday, April 8, 2013
How Julius Agwu was Celebrated at FORTY
When Julius Agwu was born April 7, 1973 to Madam Mary Welebor Agwu, the wife of Late Pa Augustine Wamadi Agwu (a Part time hunter, part time bricklayer and part time Okada Rider), he didn't know he would someday become one of the leading lights in Nigeria and Africa Comedy Industry.
He didn’t know that 40years after he took his first breathe out of his mother’s womb, he would be celebrated at the Habour Point, Victoria Island Lagos, with a Governor as respected as Governor Rotimi Amaechi, the Executive Governor of Rivers State in attendance.
That was what happened last night in Lagos Nigeria where Governor Amaechi, lead Captain of Industries, Politicians, Actors, Record Label Owners, Comedians, Journalists, DJ’s, Artistes, etc to celebrate one of the leading comedians and impresarios at FORTY.
The Party opened with Tim Geoffrey leading a brief praise and Worship Segment, after which veteran Comedian, Yibo Koko gave a welcome speech and introduced on stage, Alibaba the MC on the Night.
Dan the Humorous lived up to his last name with a witty performance that began from how he couldn't understand why the tuition of a Primary 4 Pupil should be as high as N450,000 per term, wondering if they are being taught things different from the same '2+2=4' math he learnt at the same level. He also poked jabs at Joseph Yobo's outing at the last Nation’s Cup in South Africa: how Yobo was always introduced 3 minutes to stoppage-time after Keshi must have warned him to do one thing when he gets on the pitch – avoid the ball. Always reminding him if he had avoided the ball, Nigeria wouldn't have drawn the group match against Burkina Faso.
After him, Kcee was brought on stage to perform. He and Burna Boy were two performing acts on the night the Genius in Julius Agwu was celebrated.
Then, it was time to Launch Julius Agwu’s Auto-Biography, titled Jokes Apart… How did I get here?
Julius had actually set out time to chronicle is rise to becoming one of the ‘ogas at the top’ in Nigeria’s Comedy industry. Like Tony Kan had reported in the Daily Sun on Sunday April 7, 2013, “the Book is an unaffected narrative of [Julius Agwu’s] journey of hope and determination from the rustic village of Choba to the glittering stages of Lagos, London, New York and other capital cities of the world.”
Again Governor Ameachi lead a selected side to launch the Julius’ Book. After their launch, either on behalf of themselves or the people of their State, Julius Agwu’s book raked in over N17million Launch money. While Mo Abudu also in the selected side launched 500 Copies of the Book at Cover Price.
While the Launch was on going, Alibaba was collaborating on other Comedians present at the Bash for a surprise birthday gift for one of their own. When the surprise was unveiled, it turned out it was a ‘ROASTING SESSION’ for Julius Agwu.
One after the other the Comedians took their turn to ‘ROAST’ Julius Agwu, and everyone enjoyed a good laugh. It was like attending an edition of Crack Ya Ribs.
And that, in short, was how the Genius in Comedian Julius was celebrated at FORTY.
More PHOTOS from the Party is available here: http://ayshow.tv/blog/?p=1887
He didn’t know that 40years after he took his first breathe out of his mother’s womb, he would be celebrated at the Habour Point, Victoria Island Lagos, with a Governor as respected as Governor Rotimi Amaechi, the Executive Governor of Rivers State in attendance.
That was what happened last night in Lagos Nigeria where Governor Amaechi, lead Captain of Industries, Politicians, Actors, Record Label Owners, Comedians, Journalists, DJ’s, Artistes, etc to celebrate one of the leading comedians and impresarios at FORTY.
The Party opened with Tim Geoffrey leading a brief praise and Worship Segment, after which veteran Comedian, Yibo Koko gave a welcome speech and introduced on stage, Alibaba the MC on the Night.Dan the Humorous lived up to his last name with a witty performance that began from how he couldn't understand why the tuition of a Primary 4 Pupil should be as high as N450,000 per term, wondering if they are being taught things different from the same '2+2=4' math he learnt at the same level. He also poked jabs at Joseph Yobo's outing at the last Nation’s Cup in South Africa: how Yobo was always introduced 3 minutes to stoppage-time after Keshi must have warned him to do one thing when he gets on the pitch – avoid the ball. Always reminding him if he had avoided the ball, Nigeria wouldn't have drawn the group match against Burkina Faso.
After him, Kcee was brought on stage to perform. He and Burna Boy were two performing acts on the night the Genius in Julius Agwu was celebrated.
Then, it was time to Launch Julius Agwu’s Auto-Biography, titled Jokes Apart… How did I get here?
Julius had actually set out time to chronicle is rise to becoming one of the ‘ogas at the top’ in Nigeria’s Comedy industry. Like Tony Kan had reported in the Daily Sun on Sunday April 7, 2013, “the Book is an unaffected narrative of [Julius Agwu’s] journey of hope and determination from the rustic village of Choba to the glittering stages of Lagos, London, New York and other capital cities of the world.”
Again Governor Ameachi lead a selected side to launch the Julius’ Book. After their launch, either on behalf of themselves or the people of their State, Julius Agwu’s book raked in over N17million Launch money. While Mo Abudu also in the selected side launched 500 Copies of the Book at Cover Price.
While the Launch was on going, Alibaba was collaborating on other Comedians present at the Bash for a surprise birthday gift for one of their own. When the surprise was unveiled, it turned out it was a ‘ROASTING SESSION’ for Julius Agwu.
One after the other the Comedians took their turn to ‘ROAST’ Julius Agwu, and everyone enjoyed a good laugh. It was like attending an edition of Crack Ya Ribs.
And that, in short, was how the Genius in Comedian Julius was celebrated at FORTY.
More PHOTOS from the Party is available here: http://ayshow.tv/blog/?p=1887
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